♥ Drama Queen ♥

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Ayat2 Yg mmbuatkn Wanita sering Terpedaya Dgn Tipu Helah Lelaki(Kepada Anda Yang Sedang Mencari Mr.Right!!!)

as i surfed the net to find some interesting reads,

i came across this note a mutual friend of mine wrote...

enjoy...




Ayat2 Yg mmbuatkn Wanita sering Terpedaya Dgn Tipu Helah Lelaki(Kepada Anda Yang Sedang Mencari Mr.Right!!!)


Tanda2 Lelaki Yang Tidak Baik:

§ Bila laki tu cakap,

“Awk...walaupun dah berbelas tahun bersama awk...sya tak penah ada org lain...hanya awk sorang sj...”

Then girl tu tntu jawab, “awk tak borink, ek??”

Laki tu tntu balas,

“saya tak penah borink ngn awk...awk cute...dr dulu smpai skrg..”.

Dlm msa yg sma, laki tu angkut girl tu ke hulu ke hilir cam bini dia..mmg ar dia mngaku tak borink...puas hati asalkan ada girl yg tman dier. Girl tu tak cute pown..sj puji spy dia rsa syok nk lyan....then sbnarnya waktu girl tuh tak ada...dah rmai dah girl lain yg dia usha.....

§ Then, laki tu ckp,

“Saya rasa kn, awk lebih cute kalo pkai bju nih, tak apa..tkar ar bju...lg slesa..tak pnas. (bju yg mmudahkan proses mngintai)”

Dlm hati girl tuh, “wokey....ni akn jd bju favourite akuh, ni..”.

Sbnarnya tak comel pown, girl tu pkai cam tu...sj je...sng skit boy tu nak lpaskan nafsu mata...dpt tgk sj pun ckup ar..tak dpt pegang pun tak apa..imagine jew sndiri..

§ Bila boy tu sembang...dia cuit bahu girl tu..

dgn slamba, “kita kan kwn....”.

Pd hal....dlm hati... “wah....lmbut giler bahu minah ni...kalo ak dapat pluk nih...gerenti esok dpt baby....”.

Come on la girl...prmpuan jnis apakah anda andai sng2 dpt dipegang sana sini???

§ Bila cintanya ditolak, laki tuh ckp..”its ok... I always waiting for you. Hope still dpt jd bestfrend awk..”

Dlm persahabtan tuh, dia slalu jln2 ngn girl tu mrata-rata tak knal siang mlm...Biasa la...member, kan.....????

Pd hal, kalau btul dia cintakan girl tuh, dia akn cuba jg maruah girl tuh.

§ ok....this boy mmg baik ar..dimata pmpuan... Ayat dia ckup harmoni...

“wak...jom jalan2...borink giler. Dah beku otak nih, study...”.

Girl tu ckp... ”ok...tapi saya bwak kwn bley tak?takut nnti org pikir apa plak.”

Dgn pnuh gntleman... ”apa slhnya...sgan la plak, kalo kita berdua je..”

girl tu mmg terharu n dlm hati, "so sweet....really understanding..".

Kat sini mmg slalunya girl terpedaya n cair hbis ar...pd hal sbnrnya dlm hati laki...

sj jew...tnjuk baik....nampak ar cam hormat dia...bdak uia la ktakan...hah,hah,hah...”

Mmg nampak SEPERTI rekaan n agakkan smata2... Girl akn ckp,

“tak smua laki cam tu, kowt...”.

Dan kalu tny llaki, llaki tntu tak akn mngaku. Tapi ingt2lah pesanan Rasulullah.. Apakah ciri plg jelas tuk knali lelaki yg baik... Siapa lbih bnr, Rasulullah ke..bf anda???

Wahai saudari...sbnarnya anda jarang sdar...mudah sgt nk knali n bezakan antara llaki yg baik dgn yg jht...mmg anda tak bleh bca air muka kami...jd Rasulullah ajar anda..Anda sj yg tak prasan...

Rasulullah pernah berpesan,

“wahai lelaki, tundukkanlah pandangn mu...jagalah mata mu”.

Lelaki yg baik akn sntiasa menjaga pndangn matanya..

Cirinya sgt mudah dilihat, tapi sangat sukar ditemui...

Girls...cuba fikir balik...apa hadiah istimewa yg mampu anda brikan kpd suami anda nanti.. hadiah yg mampu bezakan antara dia dr lelaki2 lain, andai tubuh anda dah pernah disentuh oleh rmai lelaki...

Lelaki mana pun...akn terasa andai dia tahu,

ok...dlu bini aku ni pnah kluar dgn this guy...this guy tahu apa favourite dia...slalu shopping n jln2 dia suka jln dgn this guy kt skian2 tmpat..suka mkn apa..dia ketawa cam mana.....

“Lelaki...pikir2 ar skit bro...kalau kamu nak bwak anak dara org n wat dia cam bini kamu, kahwin ngn dia...ko angkut dia kesana kemari... esok dia tu jadik bini aku...walaupun aku tak jangka n ikutkan tak nak pown, tapi dah itu takdir aku! aku tak nak hampas beb. Sape nk bekas ko??walaupun ko tak pnah sntuh dia!”...

Ok....alright..alright.....smua llaki akn ckp cam tu..for sure..kalo kita dah tahu n nmpak sorg mamat nih ber'romantic' dgn girl yg akn jd istri kita... Mmandangkan kita tak tahu siapa yg akn jd isteri kita, so...jgn buat mcm tu kt ank org...fikir2 ar sndiri... Kita ni Islam....Nak ke...kna cam tuh? B4 kahwin...ada jantan mna2 ntah bwa isteri kita ngn pnuh drama mcm bju dia??

Wahai gadis....ingatlah..sesi perkenalan sblum perkahwinan hanyalah sewaktu dalam pertunangn..

Dlm Islam, tak penah wujud istilah “cop”, “couple”, “dating”, dsb..yg wujud hanyalah pertunangn n pernikahan...

Jgn skali2 anggap,

“k...aku mmg jahat, so ssuai ar ngn mamat nih. Keluar sma2 pown tak pe ah..dah dua2 jht...lg pown nanti ak nk kawin ngn dia jg..”.

Ssungguhnya jodoh pertmuan i2 di tangn Allah...

Once andai anda dpt suami yg baik....menyesal pun tak guna...yg pasti...anda cuma akn rsa kesal dan bersalah seumur hdup....Pasti tak ada seorg pn manusia rela hdup dgn rasa ksal..

Stiap insan itu pernah mlakukan kesalahan...andai telah terlanjur...bersamalh kita bertaubat kpdNya.. Allah sntiasa bri pluang tuk kita brubah slagi Dia izinkan jantung kita berdenyut.. Kita tak tahu bila ia akn berhenti...Disaat denyutan itu berhenti..maka tamatlah masa yg Dia bg tuk kita...

by Abu Al Mu'minun

Girls.....jdlah mutiara asli...sgt sukar ditemui..apatah lagi ditatapi....Wallahua'lam..

Friday, January 21, 2011

back to december

Day 1- 5teen me. :D



fifteen blahblahblah. of me.
seriously random.

1. im the ONLY child.
(it explains alot right?) LOLSZ

2. i m the daughter of a teacher n lecturer. ;)
*now u noe whe i got my teaching 'senses'*

3. i have enormous feet of size 9.
n i m very particular about shoes = limited shoe collection

4. my phone is not a smart phone.
neither m i. haha. :O

5. i m an avidly hyped up medical student.
>:P

6.i do not lyk reading books much.nope.people hav to force feed/persuade me thoroughly into reading a book.
(not academic books la - to a certain extent) T.T

7. i loved photography before photography.
i had the gift at a young age. just tht my parents tot it was a waste of money n film. huh.

8. im a proclaimed drama queen.
where my stage is real life. o.O

9. i claim to noe how to cook.
but i panic in the kitchen. unless alone. =.= or starving

10. i never get eyebags.
serious. never. however many days i DONT sleep.

11. i m a sucker for romantic comedies
;)

12. i have 3 uh.mah.zink. besties.
we chat. laugh. love. fight. do notin wit each other.
my sisters of another mother father.

13. i have had 3 out 5 top jobs a robot can NVER replace
- as a kindi teacher, as a writer for NST's u-phoria & supposedly DJ,but hey,i hav been an mc...i bet u robots cant do tht!
hence,
im soooo IRreplaceable~~~hehe

14. i want a fun.tas.ti.cal.ly.fan.a.ti.cal.ly.cra.zy.twenty.first.
\(O.O)/

15. im suria afifah mohammad ridhuan. no binti.
thank u.

pertandingan

i never knew,
ok maybe i did,
tht there are just soooo many contests up on the internet blog world.
i saw my old school fren husni having one the other day,
but never looked at it twice pun.
i just dint have the time.


but i found one tht got me interested in.
one tht had manymany themes!
unfortunately i passed the due date to sign up
and i don think i can commit to a month long contest,
wat i can du is,
adopt to wat they had asked to post up.
:)


here.it.goes.
susu.afifi

Thursday, January 20, 2011

whenstarving?

this siput looking thing is actly a currypuff.
thank u.
i was starving at 1pm at home,after teaching my old dad how to work the computer.
he was awed by how gud i was ompared to my 65(gona be 66)year old uncle.
duhhhh...
evidently la.
eventho i didnt freaking pass the computer placement test back in uia, i aced the clases dude.

:P
hehe





lapar.or.kenyang
chef susu

Dah kene chop!

yes.
saya
sudah
kene
chop
thank u.


this was the proposal i accepted.




and this is the evidence that we r together~~~


LOLSZ

xoxo,
aiyoh!
~takleh break la camni~
the player in me is unleashed!

there is something wrong



somewhere,
somehow,
something is wrong

someone,
somewhat,
somwthing is wrong.

as i look and i pry,
as i search and i dive,

i delver,
i find,
that the mishaps are too many.
the relapse are too occuring
the crazy is hectic

its driving me up the wall,
and down into the gallows.

bu never once,
it strangles me down,
or shoots me straight.

instead,
it lingers,
like a lost soul,
searching for its body.

it lingers,
thru the meadows,
thru the fields,
over the oceans,
over the trees.

though no peace is brought.
lik a lost teenager,
rebelling and fighting.

but no peace is brought.

20th jan 2011
by
suria afifah

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

the idea of...


being 'liked'

if i cud say it any other way,
i have to say
my bestie marjani noes me well enuf to cough out sth lik tht to comfort my hysterical self just now.

she explained my crazy hyper unstable self just now with tht simple statement.

"the idea of being liked"

*thank you mi.*

what wud i du without u?
ok,i noe,im NOT supposed to mention it,but thank u mi.
i was at th verge of tears.
tears of not understanding myself.


i wish i was 2.
not 20.
bt hey,thts wats lyf is all abt.
drama,wama,lama.
:P

stil.jumping.up.n.down
holidays,whts let of u!





Tuesday, January 18, 2011

fallin




to be exact,
i fell in love with the THOUGHT OF BEING IN LOVE....

thats all.

nothing wrong with that now is there?
oh yeah,maybe got,its pathetically comel? or was it supposed to be pathetically lame?

hahah....
but since im on the topic...
i found this...




just for laughsz

n because im still NOT in the mood for moods
LAME i noe,
i decided to post up a funny!



Monday, January 17, 2011

ina. this is for u

for my dearest ina,
hu is busy studyin at home endlessly,

these few doraemon themed songs are for u...

:)



lots of love,
afifi yg terCHENTA

express urself!


someone who's good in hiding feelings is great. but someone who's good in controlling feelings,
FAR greater ~


What if we were made for each other
Born to become best friends and lovers
I want to stay right here
In this moment with you
Over and over and over again

rock,paper,scissors,lizard n spock!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

super sedeh




no,
i will not blog in bahasa,
not because i sound stupid as i wud quote frm sumone..
but because i sound lik a foreigner frm a neighbouring country.
*hint:the country we take many many many workers flooding in to this beloved country of ours*

anyways,
yes,im pretty guttered.
and in order to release this sadness,
i have decided to blog about happy happy things.
things that have been making me smile for these few days.
things that i have been meaning to post up for days,
but havent gotten round to it since i hadnt uploaded the photos frm my phone n camera...


****
the first day of holidays,
i spent it w my bestie eka
:)


i told u we were rajin medical students...
shoppin w a cause
shoppin w flash cards.
heheh...


***
although
i was super tight on schedule
i had just enuf time to squeeze




to cause some major DRAMA....
with fashionista bestie Tyra


***



and there was the surprise for ina.







***

script:
mimi: *hyper*
me: yup,thts rite,my bestie hyper lyk me jugak la!


.jumping.up.n.down.
holidays are the best time for drama


iluvislam.com~~~Cinta Facebook


i have to say,
im not much of a reader,
and so i do potray in my blog by posting up pics n etc
(tho i have lessened my picasa-in since im really not into it fr the moment~~~busy with stuff)

but wateve tht comes up on fb,
i most prolly wud read it,

so as i was onlin in the middle of the nite while i was biblio-in my mom's thesis
and this very intriguing title popped p at my 'home' page. i was interesting enuf tht i opened it up,and read it thru.

the length of the article wasn't exctly long. and wasnt exctly tht short.
aka,it was concise enuf fr me to understand n read it.


letme quote sum of the things he said,

Sedarkah kalian bahawa WAJAH PROFILE FACEBOOK BOLEH DIMANIPULASI!

Adakah begitu rendah martabat cinta kita terhadap orang yang harus dinikahi sehinggakan kita boleh bercinta sekadar melihat wajah seseorang di Facebook atau bermula dengan pop-up chat di Facebook?

Namun bila kita berjumpa, terkejut melihat wajahnya yang ternyata bukan pilihan hati kita. Terus cinta yang berputik di Facebook hilang begitu sahaja. Adakah itu cinta?

honestly,
the way this fella put it,
i highly doubt anyone actly falls for anther person seriously based on an fb photo. but how can i doubt when one of my gud frends had found her current boyfriend thru the internet ...and she has even brought him to see her parents. but nevertheless, i have to say, fb was where they supposedly met,but if they hadnt clicked, i doubt they wud have gone far. what is seriously wrong if fb was the place we met people hu are our mutual friends? i don c the problem there. isnt tht y people actly have fb? to get to noe more people? isnt tht y people have hundreds n hundreds of friends? even if the purpose was to be 'popular' or to 'stalk' other people on fb,surely, there was a slight intention in meeting new ppl? isnt tht part n parcel of being popular? especially wen u add ppl u don even noe? or adding those u hardly EVER talk to? hmmmmm

***


Namun, jika anda tidak menganggap cinta itu buta, anda mencintai seseorang kerana agamanya, maka cinta anda kepadanya akan bertambah dan berkurang sepertimana bertambah dan berkurangnya agamanya.

Atas dasar itu cinta kerana agamanya diperkuatkan lagi dengan hadis yang bermaksud:

"Apabila datang kepada kalian orang yang kalian redha agamanya dan akhlaknya (untuk meminang anda atau wanita dibawah tanggungan anda) maka nikahlahilah lelaki tersebut. Kalau kalian tidak melakukan hal tersebut nescaya akan terjadi fitnah di muka bumi dan terjadi kerosakan yang merata".

[HR Tarmizi & Ibn Majjah]


i just believe that,

when it comes to jodoh, we humans have no power over it. as much as we do. it is best that we leave it to allah. and as i strongly believe in: alhibbu walkurhullah.


aka,


the love tht we feel, and the hate tht we loathe, all are in the hands of the almighty. and as my mom always always says, "dont worry,when the time comes, insyaAllah,it will fall into place, just doa and have faith in Allah the Almighty."


n so i will,


jodoh.oh.jodoh.

afifah




Saturday, January 15, 2011

its so exciting

It's just a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you

its just a little crush.
i can hear mimi's voice sayin
"LAME suria....LAME..."

but watev,wat wud i du if i dint have her?
and once again i hear her voice in my head,
"u wud still live suria...u wud still live...."
wic is kinda true....but stil,besides my point...

yes there is this repetition...because she wants to make it crystal clear thru my thick skull..hahaha...but as i said wat wud i du...yeay! im finally goiin to lepaskan niat yg terhajat dihati on wednesday with mimi ...and with arif oso la...
but wateve it is...its gona b pink wendesday! as usual! yeay! im so excited! geeee....

ok2.

that was all tht i wanted to ramble about.
thank you.

to my sponsor
arif
im glad tht u r gona be keepin ur word fr it.
not tht u'd read my blog i bet.

xoxo,
afifah

Friday, January 14, 2011

finally ready



as u may have known...
i have been matra-ing tht for ages ever since the new year has been dawned in...
and of course,
only my closest of friends understand the meaning behind it..
some say,
"r u finally ready to leave ur ke-ganas-an??"
"r u finally ready to leave ur ke-bubbly-en???"
or
"r u finally ready to be just,less dramatic??"

wel,those things are still in the consideration..


hehe..

neways,
as i reviewd 2010's blogposts by urs truly.,..
i saw how different i was...
how my resolution was crap n dint make any sense..
n thank god i dint make a new one dis year...it wud hav been a disaster..lolsz...hahah...

anyways,i just love tht word dont i?bcos i lik to lari topic..hehehe...
in 2010,i was all,my heart is for allah...and everythin always revolved ard the quran..i miss those days...i miss the days i was constantly reminded.i noe,im big enuf,n sepatutnyer,no need to be reminded,but i honestly feel,tht regardless of ur age,position,and status,a reminder never harms anyone,if delivered carefully,thoughtfully and full of care NOT sindiran or niat to show off...huhuhuh...i noe, i noe, back in cfs,i used to 'fight' the power..hahaha..banyak la fight the power..more lyk just grunt n complain at how they just LOVE to tegur me...lik seriously! idk if ive ever mentioned it on my blog before,but seriously,i m sooooooooo always noticed! for only god noes y! i tak pakai anak tudung nampak, i tak pakai socks nampak, my tudung abit the gapping at the sides nampak...every little bitsy thing tht i dont even notice in others, people just HAVE to notice in me... n hence,kene tegur...till at one point, i cud call myself a hypocrite. i was so upset, i wud dress down, pinning every piece of me,and covering every section of me...in order tht i wont get tegured...but tht was the past...not today...
today,im free willy me...sumtimes up...sumtimes down...haiszzz....with no reminder..except my mom's la..hehehe...thnk u mummy!

but as i sit here in uia's research centre...with my lippincott yet to be opened,and feeling all sensitive for god noes wat n y...

i came back from the HS cafe,i saw this banner...u noe,the many2 banners uia always has remindin students??heheh...i miss those...amongst other things...
so wat was the banner??


though i wud say the older banner for anti coupling was better la...

and forgive me for my untalented photography..i was in a hurry..n ttly forgot tht i had a camera...huhuh....

5 This day are (all) good things made lawful for you. The food of those who have received the Scripture is lawful for you, and your food is lawful for them. And so are the virtuous women of the believers and the virtuous women of those who received the Scripture before you (lawful for you) when ye give them their marriage portions and live with them in honour, not in fornication, nor taking them as secret concubines. Whoso denieth the faith, his work is vain and he will be among the losers in the Hereafter.

the ayat above was the ayat mentioned on the banner to be referred for the 'anti couple' thing...

u wudn want to noe wat i found about anti coupling...cos little did i noe,not only muslims were anti it...non muslims too...

xxoo,
Allah noes what's best

Fight it Back~



Here's a list of sarcastic/mean bites for those who just wana 'jual mahal' or are just plain bored.
***

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
U say:u mean cut-e?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
U say:in the land of ugly and sick.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
U say:Too bad, that might be the ONLY reason.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic things…
U say:More like perfectly multi screwed life. it must be a pain.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
U say:Serious?? Yea I NEVER heard of you..U r a what artist again??

***

If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
U say:I know u like me too

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
U say:Neither am I. So why you r talking to me ?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
U say:Err did I ask??

4) UNLESS you are rich,don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
U say:Again, Did I ask ?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
U say:So ?

***

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
U say:U and I think differently..

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
U say:Gimme urs and I'll buzz u if i feel like it..

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
U say:But i dont want to.

4) What do you like about me?
U say:Is there anything to like at all??

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
U say:I am pretty and u like me soooo much..!!!




disclaimer:
theses responses are put up by urs truly for all intense and purposes of humour. not to discriminate any human being. for beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
:)

ps-yes,it left my mouth gaping open.

:)

Thursday, January 13, 2011

821am 13th jan


this time is of no significance to me actually.
its just that,

i think im finally ready!
ready to be back in the blogsphere!
yeay me!
kiciking the hiatus out of my system! WACHAAA!!!!!
:P

so what was i doin at this moment when i finally got this inspiration?




just look at the shape of my sausage mcmuffin also u noe im the mood for life! yummy!

ps-yes,i noe,im weird,i use a fork n knife to eat a sausage mcmuffin...and whe's the other half u ask? ~~~~in my tummy...i eat half-half for full satisfaction...heheh...

xoxo,
january,wats left of u!

surprises

life is filled with twists,turns...ups...n downs...
it makes u cry...shout n scream with tears n laughter....

because drama is all abt surprises. u wont noe whts lurking behind tht corner,
but its upto u to go n find out...

yeah,they say tht curiosity killed the cat...thing is,cats have 9 lives...n humans? well we have brains smart enuf to respond to situations...




as i visited some of my friend's blogs,
i came across this statement she wrote...

Surprise me. I don't really love surprise. It just I love knowing people put effort to hide everything and all just to make me happy.


and i fell in love with it.
:)

xoxo,
january,pls dont leave me!